
Saturday, March 24, 2007
CHEATING . . .

sTrOnGeR . .. . ....

Friday, March 23, 2007
Summary of Love is a Fallacy

Take, for example, Petey Bellows, my roommate at the university. Emotional type. Not, however, to Petey.
"Raccoon," he mumbled thickly.
"Raccoon?" "I want a raccoon coat," he wailed.
"Why do you want a raccoon coat?"
"Can you mean," I said incredulously, "that people are actually wearing raccoon coats again?"
"All the Big Men on Campus are wearing them. "I've got to have a raccoon coat," he said passionately. "Petey, why? Raccoon coats are unsanitary. "I'd give anything for a raccoon coat. Anything!"
I refer to his girl, Polly Espy.
I had long coveted Polly Espy. I wanted Polly for a shrewdly calculated, entirely cerebral reason.
With one omission, Polly fitted these specifications perfectly.
It is, after all, easier to make a beautiful dumb girl smart than to make an ugly smart girl beautiful.
"Petey," I said, "are you in love with Polly Espy?"
"I think she's a keen kid," he replied, "but I don't know if you'd call it love. Why?"
Is that right?"
"Where are you going?" asked Petey.
"Home for the weekend." "Holy
"Your girl," I said, mincing no words.
"Polly?" he asked in a horrified whisper. "You want Polly?"
"That's right."
He flung the coat from him. Back and forth his head swiveled, desire waxing, resolution waning. "What's Polly to me, or me to Polly?"
"Try on the coat," said I.
I asked, extending my hand.
I had my first date with Polly the following evening. This girl's lack of information was terrifying. "Oo, terrif," she replied. "Logic."
"Wow-dow!" she cried, clapping her hands delightedly.
"First let us examine the fallacy called Dicto Simpliciter."
"Dicto Simpliciter means an argument based on an unqualified generalization. "I agree," said Polly earnestly. "I mean exercise is wonderful. "Polly," I said gently, "the argument is a fallacy. Exercise is good is an unqualified generalization. For instance, if you have heart disease, exercise is bad, not good. "Next we take up a fallacy called Hasty Generalization. Listen carefully: You can't speak French. Petey Bellows can't speak French. "Really?" said Polly, amazed. "Nobody?"
"Polly, it's a fallacy. "A girl back home—Eula Becker, her name is. It never fails. "Polly," I said sharply, "it's a fallacy. You are guilty of Post Hoc if you blame Eula Becker."
"No, Polly, I'm not mad."
"All right. Let's try Contradictory Premises."
"Yes, let's," she chirped, blinking her eyes happily.
If there is an irresitible force, there can be no immovable object. If there is an immovable object, there can be no irresistible force. Petey lay snoring in his bed, the raccoon coat huddled like a great hairy beast at his feet. The girl simply had a logic-proof head.
"A man applies for a job. A tear rolled down each of Polly's pink cheeks. The man never answered the boss's question about his qualifications. "Polly," I said testily, "the argument is all wrong. "Sounds yummy," was Polly's reaction.
"True, true," said Polly, nodding her head. "The next fallacy is called Poisoning the Well."
"Two men are having a debate. Now, Polly, think. What chance has the second man got if the first man calls him a liar before he even begins talking?"
"Right!" I cried exultantly. "One hundred percent right. Polly, I'm proud of you."
"Polly," I said when we next sat beneath our oak, "tonight we will not discuss fallacies."
"Hasty Generalization," said Polly brightly.
"Hasty Generalization," she repeated. The dear child had learned her lessons well. "False Analogy," said Polly promptly. I'm a girl."
The dear child had learned her lesson perhaps too well. "Polly, I love you. "Ad Misericordiam," said Polly.
"Well, Polly," I said, forcing a smile, "you certainly have learned your fallacies."
If I hadn't come along you would never have learned about fallacies."
"You can't go with him, Polly. "Poisoning the Well," said Polly, "and stop shouting. "All right," I said. How could you choose Petey Bellows over me? Can you give me one logical reason why you should go steady with Petey Bellows?"
"I certainly can," declared Polly.
"He's got a racoon coat."
Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Everybody is busy nowadays especially us Sophies because we have an exhibit to be displayed in some projects this coming family day.Our schedule is so hectic but thank God our teachers allowed us to go to the famous ship with a mini library, the MV Doulos..Uhm.....At least we had a break, right guys????Early this morning, I went to the home tech room and found a newspaper. I read my horoscope and I was so amazed because according to it,unexpected romantic events will occur during our trip...God!!!I was so happy that I could kiss any guy that would approach me!!!(laugh out loud)I'm just kidding and for your information..I'm not that kind of girl....I was just exaggerating..But anyways..we went to the pier. We rode in a jeepney and I really enjoyed riding on it because my friends were their laughing with me..When we were already on the ship, my stomach became so weird and I suddenly wanted to vomit but later on I felt better.
There were so many books for children like fairy tale books,coloring books,religious books, for newly married couples and for those people who were fond of cooking..There were bibles,inspirational books,Nancy Drew series and still many other books.I really enjoyed reading the book that was talking about the different desserts..Reading its contents and seeing those pictures made me starved coz it really looked real...Yummy!!!!I also looked for coloring books and it really was so amazing..I was thinking that I could really enhance my talent not only in drawing but also in coloring as well while looking to each pages of the book...They also had notebooks but honestly they're really expensive..When I went to the portion of the library where you can find books about the human body system,atlas,history books,and etc., he suddenly appeared...And at first I didn't notice him..He was their talking with his friend..Gosh!!!How gorgeous he was at that time,unaware of the people around him...Some schools also visited the ship..It wasn't really a nice experience because some of our classmates were involved in a quarrel but with the help of our beloved teachers the event was stopped..We reached school safely and I was really pretty amazed that the one I read about my horoscope was shockingly true...Our journey to Doulos was not that bad and I could only say, "What a Day!!!".
Sunday, March 18, 2007
fAmILy DaY!!!!!!!!!!
